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Blogging is Like Taking Care of a Woman

Picture it…….

Chestnut brown hair and perfect body shape, with cerulean eyes so crystal clear that you could see rivers, oceans, and the entire world through them.

The golden sun rays on her skin making radiant and shining. The smooth and silky-toned legs, and every step she took, it looked as though she were floating.

The gray beautiful strappy dress made her back exposed and curves became more prominent and made her look very sexy.

Every word she speaks, it pleases and convinces everyone.

Everyone stared her as she walked on a ramp. It was absolutely irresistible and everyone started to talk about her.

She was very hot and sexy.

Hold on!

Are you thinking of sexy woman?

But, I was actually describing a blog, indeed, about a very sexy blog.

Now, everyone talks about blogging, how to create a successful blog, how to increase traffic, how to earn money from the blog and it goes on with same blah blah blah blah. Isn’t it so boring?

What makes your blog sexier?

Let me tell you one thing today, Blogging is like being in the relationship with a sexy woman. When you work hard, be a smart blogger and blog sexily, your blog will be even sexier and your woman will be with you always.

As I have already said, the picture of a woman you had in the introduction part of this post is actually a blog.
Wondering How? Let me explain.

1. Chestnut brown hair and a perfect body shape.

In a blog, the hairs and the body are the blogging platform. Choosing self-hosted WordPress as a platform is like a woman with beautiful hair and a perfect body shape.

Always consider having a self-hosted WordPress rather than a free platform like BlogSpot,  WordPress.org and etc.

It is (blogging platform) indeed the most important part of your blogging journey.

2. Cerulean eyes so crystal clear that you could see rivers, oceans, and the entire world through them.

Niche are like eyes. Choosing a perfect niche, within your interest and standing among your competition make you see rivers, oceans, and the entire world through them.

Moreover, we know that a person without a proper eyesight cannot do anything and will be a disabled person. Therefore choose a niche which is cerulean eye so crystal clear.

3. The golden sun rays on her skin making radiant and shining.

Sun rays are your hosting provider. Hosting your domain in good hosts like eHost, HostGator, BlueHost and much more will make her skin radiant and shining.

Needless to say, without a good and right amount of sun rays, no one can live on this earth.

Therefore, choose a good hosting server, let your blog get enough sun rays to make radiant and shining.

4. The smooth and silky-toned legs, and every step she took, it looked as though she were floating.

SEO optimization is legs of our blog.

Writing accordingly to Search engine friendly and reader friendly will make you reach further and moreover, you can walk faster.

From the day one of your blogging, optimize your blog in the Search engine and reader friendly like smooth and silky-toned legs.

5. The Gray beautiful strappy dress made her back exposed and curves became more prominent and made her look very sexy.

The architecture of your blog is a dress. Adding a beautiful and sexy dress will make her look extraordinary and ravishingly beautiful.

So, choose a premium theme, don’t let your blog dressed in cheap and donated clothes.

Arrange your menus in the right location, featured image in perfect position and size, font family, and size which are reader friendly and create important pages. This is dresses for your blog.

Therefore, choose a beautiful dress which matches her.

Let her curves become more prominent and make her look very sexy.

6. Every word she speaks, it pleases and convinces everyone.

Words she speaks are the contents of your blog. So, write contents which are unique and provide good information that pleases and convinces readers.

No matter how hot and sexy she is, if she speaks offensive words, it will ruin everything. Therefore speak softly which everyone understands. Let your listeners get fascinated with your words.

7. Everyone stared her as she walked on a ramp. It was absolutely irresistible and everyone started to talk about her.

Finally, if your blog becomes so much popular, everyone will stare at your blog, and start to talk about you. Your traffic will increase and make decent earnings online.

Build a blog, that everyone would visit and stare in like a woman on a ramp walk. If she appears the most beautiful, everyone would be interested and the conversation would take place.

Wrap Up

We all know how a woman should be treated.

If we give what they deserve, we will be blessed with good fortune and life.

That is exactly how our blog should be treated as well. To receive decent traffic and make a living from blogging, we indeed need to give what our blog deserve.

Treat your blog like a woman, and blog sexily.

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Guest entry from Ugyen Pelden Dorji...

Greetings!

I am Ugyen Dorji born within the folds of Himalaya in the Kingdom of Bhutan.

Professionally I am a Physical Therapist but born with the passion for blogging and writing.

I work in Mongar Regional Referral Hospital, the second largest hospital of Bhutan and serve as the Head of the Department of Physical Therapy.

I spend most of the time for my blog after first being taking care of my patients. I have been blogging for last three years and I share my blogging journey, experience and guide new bloggers through my blog Blogging On My Mind.

All my blogs have been very special and I spent a good relationship with my blog. In this article, I aimed to prove that blogging is like taking care of a woman.

Adeel Sami
 

I do blog. Live as a blogger and die as a blogger.

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Aysha Haque - January 9, 2017

Hi Ugyen Pelden And Adeel!

Ha ha ha 😀 Great post indeed!

I have learned something new from this post! I really need to take care of my blog than before from now 😀

Thanks a lot for sharing!

happy blogging!

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Lisa Sicard - January 9, 2017

Hello Ugyen and Adeel, LOL – this one sure is different. I haven’t seen a comparison between the 2 before but you make some really valid points. Love the creativity. Thanks for the tips and some ideas along the way. I hope you both have a great day and new year ahead!

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Sherab Tenzin - January 11, 2017

Hi Ugyen & Adeel,

This post is funnily true. I couldn’t see many relations between the two – you can articulately brought to us.

And moreover, I can see gifts in you-an ability to take good care of both in your life..lol.

Thanks

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Rajpal Singh - January 15, 2017

Hello Ugyen, really great thinking. i have never seen anyone comparing blog with a women.

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Ugyen Dorji - January 19, 2017

Hi everyone,
Thanks for dropping by and leaving lovely comments. Yes everyone is talking about how to be successful in blogging with a lot of technical stuff. But I wanted to share, how becoming successful in blogging is also similar to taking care of a woman and how we should consider it in a different taste.
Have a great day.
Ugyen Dorji

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